Freekie
When you havent taken a shit for a while (plus minus 3 days) and you finally unleash the beast. The turd is called a freekie
Freekie by HarrybatsbakJunior October 10, 2018
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When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
Mike: "'Yo Dwayne, did you hear about that party in Clantee last night?"
Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".
Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"
Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".
Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"
Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
tweekie freekie deekie by The Anrkissed May 6, 2008
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Alaskan Freezie
when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.
1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
Alaskan Freezie by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017
freebie list
A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.
The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
freebie list by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008
methane freebie
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
methane freebie by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2014
Italian Chocolate Freezie
Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Italian Chocolate Freezie by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014