freeview 

A crappy Digital TV service in the UK. The Freeview viewers moan when there is nothing on and then start asking for more popular channels which are only available on proper digital systems such as Sky and Cable.

"anything on tonight Garry?"

"No, we have freeview, remember"

"oh yeah, sorry, whats that sky number again?"

freeview by Mustek+ May 13, 2005

freeview 

Ten minutes of free televised pornography shown just before the real stuff gets aired. The freeview is only watched once in a person's life out of curiosity. This will most likely occur before the age of 13. If a friend stays over who does not have cable, then they can watch it too.

My cable company fucked up and instead of giving us the freeview every day of the week, gave us entire free playboy on Tuesday and Thursday. I discovered this when Andrew came over and we watched it after he owned me on some playstation games (yes, I'm not afraid to admit I lose sometimes).

freeview by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

freeview 

When someone wearing nothing but a Trenchcoat flashes you. Usually a homeless pervert.

John: I was walking home from work and some fucked up hobo freeviewed me.

Chris: Well that's just fucked up.

freeview by AliensInvadeEarthWithLasers January 23, 2013

freeview 

A movie preview or a free movie or show on any pay channel.

Comcast On Demand offered freeviews of Alfred Hitchcock's classic movies.

freeview by Suzanne Cloud August 19, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019