13 definitions by The Anrkissed
by The Anrkissed September 23, 2019
by The Anrkissed January 13, 2014
Finding a man that will hot cheat on you for life, because we all know that every man cheats, it is in their DNA. Men are all pigs!
by The Anrkissed May 9, 2008
Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008
A totally hot chick with a slammin body; nice peach shaped ass, luscious looking tits, gorgeous hair, but her face is butt face ugly!
Justin: "Dude . . . check out that fine lookin hottie at the bar! That ass is slammin!"
Kevin: "That's DeAnne, she's a butterface, everythings nice but her face."
Kevin: "That's DeAnne, she's a butterface, everythings nice but her face."
by The Anrkissed May 8, 2008
fresh hot sick dope ill the meaning of life spiritual
The Urban Dictionary is new, fresh, hip, hot, sick, dope, and the only mother fucking thing worth reading. It has been dubbed as the Bible by a new spiritual group called the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun. The Urban Dictionary is called the Urban Bible by the members of the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun whom are currently holding fundraisers in lovely La Mesa California in their mission to distribute this book of knowledge and wisdom to their family, friends, and the world for free.
The Urban Dictionary is new, fresh, hip, hot, sick, dope, and the only mother fucking thing worth reading. It has been dubbed as the Bible by a new spiritual group called the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun. The Urban Dictionary is called the Urban Bible by the members of the Righteous Rev_Oh_Lue_Shun whom are currently holding fundraisers in lovely La Mesa California in their mission to distribute this book of knowledge and wisdom to their family, friends, and the world for free.
Erika: "Mom, why are you calling the Urban Dictionary the Bible?"
Mom: "Because I've already studied the bible in four (4) different translations, including the Catholic bible which has extra books, the Torah, and the Quran and they are all fucking boring to me at this point. The Urban Dictionary is fresh, new, insightful, interesting, and was not written two thousand (2000) years ago by a bunch of mother fucking men."
Erika: "Yeah but the bible says we are not to add too or take away from the bible."
Mom: "That's true honey, but WHO exactly are WE? When one of you kids come up with the answer I'll quit."
Mom: "Because I've already studied the bible in four (4) different translations, including the Catholic bible which has extra books, the Torah, and the Quran and they are all fucking boring to me at this point. The Urban Dictionary is fresh, new, insightful, interesting, and was not written two thousand (2000) years ago by a bunch of mother fucking men."
Erika: "Yeah but the bible says we are not to add too or take away from the bible."
Mom: "That's true honey, but WHO exactly are WE? When one of you kids come up with the answer I'll quit."
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
niggers white trash trailer trash rednecks arabs islam mohammad quran islamic religion lazy beaners gang bangers crack heads meth addicts coke heads spunderella drop outs Bush drug addicts townies dictators
Stuck On Stupid. Most: niggers, white trash, sand-monkies, and lazy beaners. This acronym is used for anyone who drops out of highschool, college, or does not earn a GED or some sort of trade skill. Becomming SOS is a choice.
Stuck On Stupid. Most: niggers, white trash, sand-monkies, and lazy beaners. This acronym is used for anyone who drops out of highschool, college, or does not earn a GED or some sort of trade skill. Becomming SOS is a choice.
Nina: "God I hate fucking niggers, whites, arabs, and lazy beaners!"
Dwayne: "Jesus, why are you so prejudiced?"
Nina: "'Cuz they're all SOS. If Niggers would have gone to college they wouldn't be out there gang-banging, killing each other like fucktards. But I guess thats a good thing 'cuz then there are less niggers. If those white trash fucktards would have gone to college I wouldn'd have to look at their disgusting trailer parks and there wouldn't be so much domestic violence. If it weren't for those Islamic sand-monkies they wouldn't be living in a shit hole of a country and we wouldn't be in this mother fucking war! And if it weren't for these God Damn Blessed Mother, Santa Maria, Catholic, wetback lazy beaners, 25% of my mother fucking paycheck wouldn't go to pay for their medical, foodstamps, and welfare! If they're going to come to this country they need to enroll in school, go to college, get a job, and pay taxes like the rest of us, instead of breading like the fucking cockroaches they are.
Dwayne: "oh."
Dwayne: "Jesus, why are you so prejudiced?"
Nina: "'Cuz they're all SOS. If Niggers would have gone to college they wouldn't be out there gang-banging, killing each other like fucktards. But I guess thats a good thing 'cuz then there are less niggers. If those white trash fucktards would have gone to college I wouldn'd have to look at their disgusting trailer parks and there wouldn't be so much domestic violence. If it weren't for those Islamic sand-monkies they wouldn't be living in a shit hole of a country and we wouldn't be in this mother fucking war! And if it weren't for these God Damn Blessed Mother, Santa Maria, Catholic, wetback lazy beaners, 25% of my mother fucking paycheck wouldn't go to pay for their medical, foodstamps, and welfare! If they're going to come to this country they need to enroll in school, go to college, get a job, and pay taxes like the rest of us, instead of breading like the fucking cockroaches they are.
Dwayne: "oh."
by The Anrkissed May 9, 2008