frankencop

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet and engaging in oral sex whole doing their business.

“I need to poop but I really want to indulge in my wife’s vaginal canals, oh I know! I’ll give her a frankencop.”

by Rhdhdhc May 6, 2023

frankencop

When a woman is pissing or shitting on the toilet and giving you a blowjob at the same time.

“H-hey! C-c-can you give me a frankencop by any chance? It’s okay if you say no i’m such a dork haha. Please?”

by Rhdhdhc May 6, 2023

frankencomputer

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.

This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.

by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009

Frankenmom

A middle-aged, fake boobed, fake-tanning, brazillian waxing, navel-piercing, reality-TV-obsessed woman who dresses like a slutty 12-year old and hangs out with her kids' friends, clinging to a fabled youth that was never hers to have. She takes all the wrong lessons from youth culture (and pop culture in general), with no ethical or aesthetic scruples whatsoever.

Most likely a divorcee. If not, she's trying desperately to "spice up" her marriage. Almost exclusively a product of the 2000s decade, found most commonly in the US and UK.

I kept trying to talk to that girl but this frankenmom kept moving in on me. Super creepy.

by montypark May 12, 2010

frankendolling

To take parts from other dolls (see dolling) to create one of your own. This can be by changing the colours, copying the shape of an article of clothing, etc. This is a extremely serious offense in the dolling community. The likely-hood of not being caught is zero to one. Dollers in the community are always very familiar with eachothers works.

"A person once frankendolled a doll I had done of myself. She was obvious about it too. She had simply changed the colours of the pixels. And then had the nerve to post about loving my work in my tag board!"
"Doll removed due to frankendolling."

by Minka / Pink Duck December 23, 2005

Frankendouche

A spineless, amalgamation of cuntwater.

Easy on the spam Frankendouche, or I'll dickslap you.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

Frankenjoint

When one rolls a new joint out of leftover roaches.

"Don't throw out that roach, I'm gonna roll a frankenjoint with it later"

by Trixi P November 14, 2011