Fraculation 

To Be Scrambled Beyond Repair; to be Fracked and/or the process of being fraculated.

The music of Emperor had my ears and my sanity suffering from fraculation!!

Fraculation by PALE MOON May 29, 2010

Frotulation 

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory

"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."

Frotulation by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008

self-flatulation 

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.

Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.

self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Premature X-Factulation 

When you use your X-Factor way too early in a match in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.

Dude! What the hell was that? The match isn't even five seconds in and you already used your X-Factor? Talk about premature x-factulation!

Damn! I would have won that match but I premature x-factulated!

Premature X-Factulation by Club Festin May 8, 2011

Feculation

The reaction and process of shit happening for no reason in particular.

Jeff was walking down the road and stepped in shit. He is a victim of Feculation.

Feculation by glenn7227 November 25, 2014

Pre-pull flatulation 

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

Pre-pull flatulation by TheWads December 27, 2009

Flapulation 

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.

I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.

Flapulation by Empty-Oh October 23, 2008