The act of uncharacteristacally flirting with an indivdual to manipulate an outcome, deal, or decision. Once the goal is acheived, the flirting comes to an abrupt halt.
Ethan: "Is James seriously flirting with the gay guy behind the starbucks counter??"
Tom: "Yeah, but don't worry, it's just flanipulation. He's a bigger cheapskate than he is a heterosexual and hates paying for expensive coffee"
The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
flobulation, or flobulations: the excess rolls of flob, or flab, hanging over the top of someones trousers or jeans or skirt, caused by someone squeezing into trousers that are too small.