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Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup 

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.
I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

self-flatulation 

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

flobulations 

flobulation, or flobulations: the excess rolls of flob, or flab, hanging over the top of someones trousers or jeans or skirt, caused by someone squeezing into trousers that are too small.
used in a sentance: "eeeeugh, look at her flobulations!"
flobulations by missjenneigh November 6, 2006

Pre-pull flatulation 

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.
Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".
Pre-pull flatulation by TheWads December 27, 2009

Flapulation 

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.
I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.
Flapulation by Empty-Oh October 23, 2008

flubulationist

an expert at being odd; strange: generally against normal
Because he ate the moldy beans, he had become a flubulationist.