The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
flobulation, or flobulations: the excess rolls of flob, or flab, hanging over the top of someones trousers or jeans or skirt, caused by someone squeezing into trousers that are too small.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).