fagulation 

n. The cold and analytical viewing of another man's beauty products, clothes, or friends in order to determine their sexual orientation.

After much fagulation, I determined you're a fag with only a %2 chance of error.

fagulation by Chisholm May 1, 2006

E-Fatuation 

E-Fatuation: /EˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ - (“E” for Electric Vehicles/Cars) - noun; Definition - The love for electric vehicles and their "positive" environmental impact.

His understanding of not paying for gas tied to the power and speed of electric cars turned into an e-fatuation for them leading him to sell his gas car and buy an electric.

E-Fatuation by EV Industry Insider June 6, 2018

Falationship

A relationship consisting primarily of oral sex.

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.

Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

Fapulating Device 

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021

Faturation 

The point at which you've eaten so much your body can't take anymore

"I ate almost the entire birthday cake, but I couldn't face the last slice. I was at full faturation"

Faturation by diablotron August 5, 2013

Fauxlationship 

A relationship that isn't a "real" relationship (i.e. "We're going out. You are my --- and I am your ---"), but attempts to carry on as one, albeit half-heartedly, despite this fact.

Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.

This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.

Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).

She and I have a lot in common. We go to the same school, we like the same band, we have a class together. We hang out at each other's houses, and we occasionally have sex. I want to date her, but she doesn't LIKE like me, and doesn't want to get tied down. We'll rent movies sometimes, but she doesn't want to go out in public with me in case anybody thinks we're actually going out. I would complain about our fauxlationship, but at least it's sort of like having quality time with her.

Fauxlationship by Aschedjidoi December 4, 2010

self-flatulation 

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.

Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.

self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009