Froh-
tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of
ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation
may almost lead to
orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory
"
Steve, what happened in your first Sales
Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were
three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."