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fouting spouse 

when youre eating a ho out and she fart in yo face
"Yo Erica over there my fouting spouse she got me gassing"
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Vegan eel footing 

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.
Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*
Vegan eel footing by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

urban forting 

To create a room partition by using liberated (i.e. stolen) storage crates, usually from drug stores. Studio apartments can be turned into 2-bedroom homes by stacking crates to ceiling height plus additional crates can be converted to furnishing such as coffee tables, couches, and bed frames.
We turned Tony's studio apartment into a 3 room place through urban forting. Thanks CVS!
urban forting by goyadun August 25, 2013

Gorilla Footing 

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.
“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”
Gorilla Footing by Burd D June 29, 2020

Blow-Forting 

When one either gives or receives a blow job in a pillow or blanket fort.
Last night John and I made a pillow fort and before I knew it, I was blow-forting him.
1. Fousting
pronounced fouwsting
(Adj):
A slang term to denote an extremely small amount of crack cocaine or methampetamine, typically .01 gm or less.

The minimum amount of a Fousting is enough of the drug to be field tested by police and some to be turned in for prosecution.
See also Fousted.
The cops pulled me over and found a fousting of crack in the car seat.
Fousting by okiecop December 14, 2009