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Frouting 

Antonym of Ploughting, an outing with someone of the opposite sex, but where sex isnt implied or likely, i.e. a 'friendly-outing'
Can be used as a defence when seen with some ugly lass, or to express disapointment at not getting to plough it.
Person1: Who was that ugly lass I saw you with in the Pub last night? Tapping that?
Person2: Fuck no! It was just a frouting.

Person1: Goin out with Emily later
Person2: Nice one, shes pretty hot.
Person1: *sad* No, its just a frouting.
Frouting by Agarag March 21, 2009
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frouting 

when a song is so good it makes you frown and pout at the same time.
james likes this track, look at him frouting.

the music was great, i had my frout on all night.
frouting by Jayo85 February 3, 2013

Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.
I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.
Frosting A Log by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

Frosting your turd 

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.
Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.
Frosting your turd by Gavroy January 10, 2016

Fronting me off 

The act of embarrassing a person or persons in front of other people or guest
She tried fronting me off in front of my home boys and got her feelings hurt
Fronting me off by Jaye_$upreme March 3, 2016

meat frosting 

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.
meat frosting by 69eater March 30, 2012

frotting 

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .
"I don't like anal because when you pull out it gives you shitdick. I prefer frotting."

"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"
frotting by WhiskeyAndCigarettes November 7, 2012
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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