fomotarded

One who is so stricken by the fear of missing out that he/she stops, paralyzed by the mere thought of falling behind the cool kids. This behavior is such a severe form of FOMO that they start forgetting simple things they used to excel at prior to being stricken by "fomotardation."

Dennis: "Why did JP kick me from his server?" Ron: "JP kicks anyone out of his server who don't talk in his server. And, you never talk in his server." Dennis: "But IDK I need to be in that server. Why he doing that to me?" Ron: "IDK, you really don't have to be in there, you are fomotarded because you act like you can't live without being in that server, too bad ."

by JewishLightning October 9, 2022

FOXtarded

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.

She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!

by Johnnyface November 9, 2012

foodtarded

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

by gulliblezine May 11, 2006

Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

foxtarded

1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one

Seriously, "anonymous"--a hacker group? Secret website? Maybe if you're foxtarded.

by zanonymous August 3, 2007

foodtarded

A person with common and obvious taste in food.

I love the Cheesecake Factory. It keeps all the foodtarded people away from my restaurants.

by thefoodtard November 10, 2009

homotarded

The proper name for someone who is either uneducated about the gay population or just ignorant..

It is not (however many of you think it is) a work used FOR gay people, unless said homo is, in fact, homotarded.

Now that would be tragic.

ugh your SO homotarded.

by KickingItOldSchool June 11, 2010