3 definitions by Johnnyface
A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
by Johnnyface February 2, 2009
Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.
by Johnnyface May 30, 2012
Vaginal lips or surrounding tissue of a carnivorus nature which often include teeth capable of severe penal injury and in most cases terminal destruction of low-grade contraceptive devices.
All I can say is that the sex was fucking great until that bitches vadracles unfolded and swollowed my snake sheeth like a starved panther, leaving me with a sore cock and a child I probably don't want.
by Johnnyface February 2, 2009