FOXtarded
Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.
FOXtarded by Johnnyface November 9, 2012
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foxtarded
1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one
foxtarded by zanonymous August 3, 2007
Foxtard
Any human being stupid enough to allow the 24 hour news station to be their only source of news, commentary or current events.
He really believes that a for profit TV station can provide all the news in a fair and balanced way, so he must be a real Foxtard.
Foxtard by Mollydoll1 October 30, 2015
foxtailed
1. To finger a girl in her BH and then later brag about it and make all your guy friends smell your finger.
2. A douchbag who thinks he's cool because he fingered a girls BH
2. A douchbag who thinks he's cool because he fingered a girls BH
fatarded
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
Foxtard
Portmanteau of Fox and Retard. A dumbass who demonstrates their extreme bias and stupidity publicly on Fox News.
Foxtard by namethatnobodyhas November 10, 2009
Fitarded
1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.
2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.
2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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