FOXtarded

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.

She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!

by Johnnyface November 9, 2012

foxtarded

1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one

Seriously, "anonymous"--a hacker group? Secret website? Maybe if you're foxtarded.

by zanonymous August 3, 2007

Foxtard

Any human being stupid enough to allow the 24 hour news station to be their only source of news, commentary or current events.

He really believes that a for profit TV station can provide all the news in a fair and balanced way, so he must be a real Foxtard.

by Mollydoll1 October 30, 2015

foxtailed

1. To finger a girl in her BH and then later brag about it and make all your guy friends smell your finger.

2. A douchbag who thinks he's cool because he fingered a girls BH

Bro 1: Do you smell that?
Bro 2: No?
Bro 1: Haha dude I just foxtailed this chick, wanna smell?
Bro 2: haha no thanks
*Bro 1 puts finger next to Bro 2 nostrils anyways*

by DickCholo November 21, 2013

fatarded

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Foxtard

Portmanteau of Fox and Retard. A dumbass who demonstrates their extreme bias and stupidity publicly on Fox News.

The anchor rephrased the question so that she would look like less of a foxtard.

by namethatnobodyhas November 10, 2009

Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010