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Fortard
A retarded fortnite player that uses shotguns and smgs to fucking kill you they also use those guns as toys
My son is a fortard
Fortard by Afellowgamer November 27, 2018
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Fortard • Fortarded • forward • Fotard • fartard • Forward Assault • Forward Philosophy • Foxtard • Furtard • fartarded
Fortard
The same meaning as Retard yet used in public to make fun of people without offending those who are sensitive to the use of the word Retard
Fortard by carricktime February 7, 2013
Fortard
Someone who plays Fortnite everyday and snorts gfuel while also getting no BITCHES
With no social life out of Fortnite whatsoever
With no social life out of Fortnite whatsoever
Fortard by UnlawfulWaffle71 October 9, 2022
I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.
I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023
A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend
The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.
Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020
Putting your best ball forward
When you put your best ball forward, you are willing to going the extra mile in trying to please your partner in the bedroom, no matter how tired, stressed out or troubled your present period in life may be.
Mike: "Do your cares leave you with no time or troubles with Lina bro?"
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".
Putting your best ball forward by Parcerito March 11, 2014
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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