doctor: ma'am i'm afraid due to the nature and grotesque enlargement of your foompa we will have to detain you for the welfare of innocent bystanders everywhere

Foompa by Jack Schitt May 1, 2004

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Foompa

The huge pouch of blupper that hangs over a women’s vagina, causing her to look like she has a gigantic vagina.

Ewww look at her foompa!

Foompa by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019

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Foompa

A foompa is something to call a fat person you don’t like.

“Listen here you fat foompa.”

Foompa by Weird art kid October 17, 2020

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oompa foompa

saucy and lewd pics from a girl or member of preferred sex

"bro what did she send you last night?"
"i got some hella nice oompa foompas from her man"

oompa foompa by princess bubblecum November 15, 2020

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Foompa Juice

Menstral fluid from the vagina during a womens period

Would you like a nice tall glass of foompa juice

Foompa Juice by Foompaman September 24, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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