Fondul 

Fondul is a mad 5 year old chick who throws crazy partys where haggard passes out and hates when people say word.

Yo check out fonduls party i thik haggard died

Haggard: Word!
Fondul: quit saying word ill kill you

Fondul by Frank Lucisano December 4, 2004

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

Fondue

What Steve Rogers believed to be sex

"How do I know you and Stark haven't been finding?"
---------------------------------------------------
"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."

Fondue by CIL BARNETT May 15, 2016

Sniz & Fondue 

Sniz & Fondue - was a series of animated shorts originally appearing on the first three seasons of the animation-anthology series KaBlam! on the American cable television network Nickelodeon.

The series is about the day-to-day lives of two otter roommates, Sniz and Fondue. Sniz is hyperactive and playfully impulsive, traits that resulted in trouble for himself and his roommate, Fondue. Sniz sports a lime-green Mohawk haircut. Fondue was generally nervous as a result of Sniz's craziness, which resulted in him being on his guard. Fondue sports a blue chef's hat. They live with two other roommates, Snuppa and Bianca.

Sniz & Fondue

Original network Nickelodeon : (1996-1998)
Original release : October 11, 1996 – October 25, 1998
Created by : Mike R. Brandon

Sniz & Fondue by Blu_leef December 6, 2022

fondilering 

Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).

"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"

fondilering by Lurksalot December 19, 2013

FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.

Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...

FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010