fondled 

To have your junk inappropriately touched.

He/She fondled my junk.

fondled by Junk Lovers December 20, 2009

fondled 

the autocorrected version of "donesies"
see donesies

Band camp is totally fondled, guys!

fondled by saw2th August 23, 2011

Fondled 

To be given an ridiculous task that is to be completed within an even more ridiculous time scale.

This can also be known as the 'Fondel Effect' or to be 'Caressed'. This person is often referred to as the 'Fondler'.

The 'Fondel Effect' is usually exagerated by the 'Fondler' working from home or being on sick leave.

I have just been fondled aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Fondled by SCollinsDictionary May 22, 2012

Fondled 

Another term for being screwed over or given the shaft. In this sense the term is not being used refering to any type of sexual encounter but to a negative experience.

"They gave the job to that slut Susan even though I have more experience. I really got fondled."

Fondled by Delmas March 9, 2008

Selectively fondled 

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

Selectively fondled by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018

FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.

Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...

FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010