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Slapper Fockers 

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.
DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!
Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018
Related Words
Fonck Foncker fock fonk fonky fockers Fockets fonch foncused fockey
Two guys swordfighting with their cocks for a girl they want to have sex with.

...allow me to explain...

When a woman wants to have sex with two men of whom she finds very attractive. These two guys however are mortal enemies and are both competing for marrying and/or dating this woman. The woman knows a threesome is not an option at this point so she declares a foick between the two men. Only the woman can declare the foick as a last resort for the two guys who want to fuck her.

HERE ARE THE RULES

1: stabbing the opponent`s balls with your dick is an automatic win
2: NO HANDS (unless you`re jerking), no kicks either.
3: ejaculating on the opponent`s balls is an automatic rematch.
4: if you lose your erection, you lose
5: pissing and ejaculating is allowed
6: dick breaking (from extreme hardcore foicking) is a loss for both men
7: disobeying the foick rules results in a rematch
8: the woman is in full control of the foick
Tashira: I want to have sex with both of you.
Kevin: I can`t stand the sight of that retard
Fred: As much as Tashira turns me on, the thought of Kevin makes my jizz go right back into my dickhole!
Tashira: Well then... I didn`t think I`d have to do this... I declare a foick to the death!
Fred: Oh it`s fucking on, asshole!
Kevin: Tashira wants my cock
*cocks clashing together*
Tashira: *masturbating to Kevin and Fred foicking*
Fred: Kevin, look! Tashira`s masturbating, isn`t it hot?
Kevin: *gets distracted* *cums*
Fred: *stabs Kevin in balls*
Kevin: Fuck! My balls hurt like fucking hell!!!
Fred: You`re just a pervert anyway, kevin!

Tashira: Now let`s fuck, Fred!
Fred: fucks Tashira right in front of Kevin.
Kevin: *commits suicide my drowning in the cum and sqirt fluid*

Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.
YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY
Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020
Nickname for the small city of Perry, Fla. Located in north Florida, 51 miles southeast of Tallahassee.

Nickname for a dude that went to Famu. He repped P fonk(Perry, Florida / Taylor County) everywhere he went to let his hometown be known, and his homies started calling him that.
I went to the park in P-fonk last sunday

Hey man, I saw P fonk last week when i was in Atlanta.
P Fonk by Service November 22, 2011

Dostať Fončordu 

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over
"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"
Dostať Fončordu by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019

focksnooze 

The sudden onset of sleep that occurs when a pundit on Fox channel opens their mouth.
Sean Hannity started speaking his drivel and I fell into a focksnooze.
focksnooze by tifosa January 13, 2010