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(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).
1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!
fonch by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003
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The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday
Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.
Fonch by God4266 January 27, 2019
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verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.
My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.
fonch by monica blanchard September 6, 2008
Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness
Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!
fonch by Kenneth March 18, 2003
When a teammate does particularly bad during a video game.
"Wow, Michael completely missed the ball just then, what a fonch!"

or

"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."
Fonch by legionaryleader November 22, 2022
Round orb variation of finches and canaries.
I have a pet fonchly fonch.
Fonch by Eggertonian December 19, 2023

Faggot Fonch 

The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.
Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.
Faggot Fonch by Insane V April 16, 2004
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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