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A person who has a very small penis and probably knocked up their girlfriend of 3 years.
That Cody kid is such a Foncker... His girlfriend was so unsatisfied and shes 6 months pregnant!
Foncker by Sweet Timmy P January 3, 2010
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Slapper Fockers 

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.
DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!
Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

The Focker 

The Focker is a modified version of "The Shocker."
In an attempt to induce the focker, the male slides the index and middle finger into the vagina, while proceeding to slide the ring finger and pinky into the asshole.
Oh my gosh, VJ gave Channon the focker and Channon sharted on his finger!
The Focker by GetUpOffOfThatThang December 3, 2010

pass the chicken mother focker 

final and last straw, an outbreak of anger telling someone u had enough of the hustle
im sick of your shiet, pass the chicken mother focker

Martha Focker 

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"
Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!
Martha Focker by Doomlad April 8, 2007
An informal and more intense way of 'crock' which means 'absolute nonsense'
New Slang for "Absolute Nonsense".
Ben said, "This atmosphere is an absolute Fockery."
Thomas said, "I know it is full of pollution what absolute crock we humans have made acid rain will kill us off soon!".
Fockery by Ron Willson February 15, 2018

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"
Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???
Gaylord Focker by King Kong December 15, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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