Foncker

A person who has a very small penis and probably knocked up their girlfriend of 3 years.

That Cody kid is such a Foncker... His girlfriend was so unsatisfied and shes 6 months pregnant!

by Sweet Timmy P January 3, 2010

Slapper Fockers

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

The Focker

The Focker is a modified version of "The Shocker."
In an attempt to induce the focker, the male slides the index and middle finger into the vagina, while proceeding to slide the ring finger and pinky into the asshole.

Oh my gosh, VJ gave Channon the focker and Channon sharted on his finger!

by GetUpOffOfThatThang December 3, 2010

pass the chicken mother focker

final and last straw, an outbreak of anger telling someone u had enough of the hustle

im sick of your shiet, pass the chicken mother focker

by orange cafe April 8, 2007

Martha Focker

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"

Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Fockery

An informal and more intense way of 'crock' which means 'absolute nonsense'
New Slang for "Absolute Nonsense".

Ben said, "This atmosphere is an absolute Fockery."
Thomas said, "I know it is full of pollution what absolute crock we humans have made acid rain will kill us off soon!".

by Ron Willson February 15, 2018

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"

Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???

by King Kong December 15, 2003