Folged 

The shaky state of being caffeinated to the point of legitimate concern. Particularly following the consumption of multiple servings of Folgers instant coffee brewed into 1 single cup.

“Man, I went to see Jess for a study session and she was totally folged out! She hasn’t slept in days and her teeth are ground down to small nubs. I'm worried!”

“Check out that overly friendly chick using both her turn signal AND hand signs… she must be folged”

Folged by Glass 1/2 Full May 4, 2011

Fonged 

To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)

“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”

Fonged by LloydRay October 31, 2017

folded napkin 

Term for a woman's vagina

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"

folded napkin by Folded Napkin May 31, 2016

little folded friends 

A reference to the pathos of my early life as an only child since in order to have regular friends, I needed to fold them into existence as origami ones.

I’m sorry that I won’t be able to come over tomorrow, Catherine, my little folded friends have informed me that I’m busy playing with them.

little folded friends by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

Folded under pressure

Cole N has done this multiple times

Cole N folded under pressure (AGAIN)!

Folded under pressure by PandaOnTop December 21, 2020

Folded 

When a person gets absolutely diseased or in other words gets their ass beat to another fuckin dimension, or their career was ended

Thanos folded half of the universe when he snapped his fingers

Folded by King Lin Lin May 10, 2019

Folded 

When you get knocked out during a fight and get put to sleep.

Wow, Johnny just got folded by Dwayne.

Folded by TheGuicer May 27, 2017