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Fmlemo

An emo who thinks that their life is so bad that they must in fact say "fuck my life" on an online forum. This brand of human also thinks they have the hardest job in the world, and that the world is against THEM and NOT the poor children starving in an African slum.
Today, all this bad stuff happened to me, and I found a website that I can sit on all night, and whinge about all the bad things that happened to me. Then I can go and cry myself to sleep, because my life is no longer worth living and I'm a Fmlemo. FML.
by beats27 September 1, 2009
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Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!
Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.
by harhar54 February 7, 2010
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Flemo Park

The Hardest Turf In T.Dot Finish Any Beef Started
Regent, Allen Bury fuck it all over t.dot
by Knuckles December 20, 2004
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flemo fuck

When a chinese man puts his odd looking middle finger up his arse while wanking for pleasure
hmmmm that was a nice flemo fuck mammy, now clean the shit off my finger
by rikyv January 6, 2008
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Flemonade

A carbonated beverage which has been left out too long in order to be cultivated to perfection. Founded By Burri and Kelly 2011.
"That flemonade was super flat man"
by Burikell2011 October 9, 2011
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Flemo

A filthy disease-ridden animal infected with chlamydia. Usually found very intoxicated.
Flemo takes it up the ass.
by Eugeneee March 3, 2008
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filemonkey

one who is prone to sift through many terrabytes of information,a 'user' who can easily exploit your PC without your knowledge
I have read so many files I should call myself a filemonkey,Someone 1337 has been exploiting my OS like they were a filemonkey
by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006
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