Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

by harhar54 February 7, 2010

Filemon

The best human you will ever encounter, he has a more then average length penis, and a real (you can tell by looking at his greek god body) Filemon is quite rare.

Omg did you see Zeus he has such a nice Filemon body.

by xyasssa May 3, 2022

filemon

Sociopath. Lacking heart soul or feelings for anyone other than themselves.

"Did you hear what greg did to tracy?"
"Yea he's such a filemon"

by hoodnigguh November 7, 2009