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Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!
Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.
by harhar54 February 06, 2010
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Sociopath. Lacking heart soul or feelings for anyone other than themselves.
"Did you hear what greg did to tracy?"
"Yea he's such a filemon"
by hoodnigguh November 07, 2009
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