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Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!
Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.
Filemon by harhar54 February 7, 2010
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The best human you will ever encounter, he has a more then average length penis, and a real (you can tell by looking at his greek god body) Filemon is quite rare.
Omg did you see Zeus he has such a nice Filemon body.
Filemon by xyasssa May 3, 2022
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Sociopath. Lacking heart soul or feelings for anyone other than themselves.
"Did you hear what greg did to tracy?"
"Yea he's such a filemon"
filemon by hoodnigguh November 7, 2009
Filmon is the most handsome guy ever... his smile is contagious. At first he is super shy, but when you know him he the funniest guy He is caring and has a big heart
filmon by Philmirooo May 8, 2021
the most loving person you will ever meet. fills the room like the glorious effervescence of a light bulb.
Elli: "whoa did you just feel the room light up?"
Tom: "yeah, that girl holds the Filimon aura"
Elli: "totally"
Filimon by lightiee February 5, 2010
The funniest guy on the planet he is super caring even if he sometimes seems distant. The best person on the planet to ft even if his jokes are TRASH his fake British accent makes up for it
Yabsera : *breathes

Filimon : “My name is Yabsera
Filimon by Filimon August 22, 2020

Flemonade 

A carbonated beverage which has been left out too long in order to be cultivated to perfection. Founded By Burri and Kelly 2011.
"That flemonade was super flat man"
Flemonade by Burikell2011 October 9, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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