Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

Filemon by harhar54 February 7, 2010

Filemon

The best human you will ever encounter, he has a more then average length penis, and a real (you can tell by looking at his greek god body) Filemon is quite rare.

Omg did you see Zeus he has such a nice Filemon body.

Filemon by xyasssa May 3, 2022

filemon

Sociopath. Lacking heart soul or feelings for anyone other than themselves.

"Did you hear what greg did to tracy?"
"Yea he's such a filemon"

filemon by hoodnigguh November 7, 2009

filmon 

Filmon is the most handsome guy ever... his smile is contagious. At first he is super shy, but when you know him he the funniest guy He is caring and has a big heart

I wish I had a filmon in my life

filmon by Philmirooo May 8, 2021

Filimon 

the most loving person you will ever meet. fills the room like the glorious effervescence of a light bulb.

Elli: "whoa did you just feel the room light up?"
Tom: "yeah, that girl holds the Filimon aura"
Elli: "totally"

Filimon by lightiee February 5, 2010

Filimon 

The funniest guy on the planet he is super caring even if he sometimes seems distant. The best person on the planet to ft even if his jokes are TRASH his fake British accent makes up for it

Yabsera : *breathes

Filimon : “My name is Yabsera”

Filimon by Filimon August 22, 2020

Flemonade 

A carbonated beverage which has been left out too long in order to be cultivated to perfection. Founded By Burri and Kelly 2011.

"That flemonade was super flat man"

Flemonade by Burikell2011 October 9, 2011