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Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!
Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.
Filemon by harhar54 February 7, 2010
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The best human you will ever encounter, he has a more then average length penis, and a real (you can tell by looking at his greek god body) Filemon is quite rare.
Omg did you see Zeus he has such a nice Filemon body.
Filemon by xyasssa May 3, 2022
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Sociopath. Lacking heart soul or feelings for anyone other than themselves.
"Did you hear what greg did to tracy?"
"Yea he's such a filemon"
filemon by hoodnigguh November 7, 2009
Filmon is the most handsome guy ever... his smile is contagious. At first he is super shy, but when you know him he the funniest guy He is caring and has a big heart
I wish I had a filmon in my life
filmon by Philmirooo May 8, 2021
the most loving person you will ever meet. fills the room like the glorious effervescence of a light bulb.
Elli: "whoa did you just feel the room light up?"
Tom: "yeah, that girl holds the Filimon aura"
Elli: "totally"
Filimon by lightiee February 5, 2010
The funniest guy on the planet he is super caring even if he sometimes seems distant. The best person on the planet to ft even if his jokes are TRASH his fake British accent makes up for it
Yabsera : *breathes

Filimon : “My name is Yabsera”
Filimon by Filimon August 22, 2020

Flemonade 

A carbonated beverage which has been left out too long in order to be cultivated to perfection. Founded By Burri and Kelly 2011.
"That flemonade was super flat man"
Flemonade by Burikell2011 October 9, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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