3 definitions by Jason Forrester
When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.
by Jason Forrester May 18, 2021
The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.
by Jason Forrester May 18, 2021
A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
by Jason Forrester January 18, 2017