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She was walking though a florium.
Florium by TheMeg July 7, 2024
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A person that is the coolest person around. An alpha-male with the largest cock in the room, and is always the ladies man. Ladies love him, girls adore him.
Damn I wish I was Florim
Florim by Nycflo August 21, 2021

florimel 

A gentle, floral breeze that fills the air with the delightful, natural scent of blossoming flowers.
As she walked through the botanical gardens, Emma closed her eyes and inhaled deeply, intoxicated by the soothing florimel that surrounded her.
florimel by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023

Florimel 

Florimel is always very fucking hot. That’s it.
Omg look at that hoe it’s Florimel!
Florimel by Gnakxo36 November 23, 2021
It has got to be the worst state in the United States. It's shaped like a crocked penis, is home to the most rudest people and landlords, and also its full of sex offenders and its the state where most serial killers flee to.
Two guys from Ohio.

Trevor: Hey dude so are we traveling to California or Florida?
Matthew: Are you Crazy? Florida? more like FloriDUMB since its a knockoff state of California. Let's go to California.
Trevor: LOL alright.
The drips of urine that reside in the last few inches of the urethera after urinating. Sometimes it comes out after pulling your underwear back up.
I got florbum on the floor, don't step in it 'til mom gets back
Florbum by Qixxor October 5, 2009
He loves a girl names alessia

Florim isch the best flirter
Florim allessia flierter love
Florim by Ondifition January 3, 2017
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