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FloriDUMB

It has got to be the worst state in the United States. It's shaped like a crocked penis, is home to the most rudest people and landlords, and also its full of sex offenders and its the state where most serial killers flee to.
Two guys from Ohio.

Trevor: Hey dude so are we traveling to California or Florida?
Matthew: Are you Crazy? Florida? more like FloriDUMB since its a knockoff state of California. Let's go to California.
Trevor: LOL alright.
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