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A person that is the coolest person around. An alpha-male with the largest cock in the room, and is always the ladies man. Ladies love him, girls adore him.
Damn I wish I was Florim
Florim by Nycflo August 21, 2021
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Florissant

The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."
St Louis NoCo Flo Mo Florissant
Florissant by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010
A man that is very kind, super cool, and fun loving. All girls in his area or school have liked him, and probably had a go at him. Floris is a very picky man, but when hes got the right girl, he goes to the max. He usually doesn't go crazy with a girl with his friends there, but when they are alone, OOO YEEE. Girls love him for his looks, and his body. He is amazing at sports, and the best in bed. ''floris'' is also a term used when a girl has an amazing orgy. Floris knows what he's doing, and nothing is ever as good when Floris isn't there!!
Peter:Dude last nights party sucked
Drake:ye i know dude, if only floris was there
Peter:ye the party wud have rocked!!

Girl:You want a Floris?
Girl2: ye def!!
Girl:den go to bed with Drake, he can floris you nonstop!
floris by themanthatknows February 16, 2008
Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.
...Not that kind of florist
Florist by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010
Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.
Look at those florists over there!
I hope you are not a florist.
Florist by MaxSG June 17, 2021
Floris is a real man. He is no pussy or wimp, all ladies fall for him because of his looks, and his flirting skills, and many girls lay him for the extraodinary size of his cock. He knows how to get girls off within minutes. When girls have an orgams thats really good, girls usually call it a ''Floris''
Ouch, that boy gave me at least 10 floris's last night.
floris by Urban Dixionary January 14, 2008
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