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A flying farrimond 

To fart with such force as to lift your arse from the chair
I was at work the other day in the office and all of a sudden the guy sat next to me was on a flying farrimond
A flying farrimond by jonnynomates December 18, 2010

fleurimond 

Basically someone who loves riding boats. Usually spends all of their time on other peoples boats, as they normally don't own their own.
Jake loves riding boats so much, you could call him a fleurimond.
fleurimond by Definer1232234 May 12, 2016

Florinda 

The meaning pertains to a person that always believes she is right! Her beauty and her wits are an upscale especially after getting to know her! She has a special walk when she steps into a room! But in the end she knows her worth & will make sure you know it to. Inside the bedroom and out!
When florinda talks you have to listen cause she is always right!
Florinda by Jkggu January 31, 2017

Florindu 

A small religion which was founded in 2009 by Florinda and Florinda's doggy. Florindus believe in violence, sexual acts and internet addictions. They tend to worship in small areas or underneath tables. They worship the Florindu god who is called Florinda. She often brings luck to Florindu's and encourages them to do the right thing in tough situations. Florindu's communicate with Florinda through nosecalls. These are simply conversations transmitted through the nose.

A Florindu language is also developing which includes words such as 'Shrinehinetrine' meaning hello.

This religion is targeted at younger people and is rapidly growing thoroughout the world.
Florindu Beth and Florindu Jess were in trouble.
FB: what are we going to do?
FJ: i know i'll ask Florinda (presses down her nose)

Shrinehinetrine Florinda, we need your help!

Within minutes the problem was sorted.
Florindu by ShrineHineTrine July 12, 2010

Florioed 

I was going to quit drinking, but I florioed.

I florioed the FDNY Communications academy.
Florioed by FPFD509 September 19, 2012

Farrimond 

OMG I've just blown a right farrimond, I think I'll need to change my lien.
Farrimond by the prescriber December 15, 2010