FloriDUMB

It has got to be the worst state in the United States. It's shaped like a crocked penis, is home to the most rudest people and landlords, and also its full of sex offenders and its the state where most serial killers flee to.

Two guys from Ohio.

Trevor: Hey dude so are we traveling to California or Florida?
Matthew: Are you Crazy? Florida? more like FloriDUMB since its a knockoff state of California. Let's go to California.
Trevor: LOL alright.

FloriDUMB by FloridaSucksCaliforniaDoesnt34 June 29, 2011

Floridumb

Stupid things that Floridians do.

The sheriff in Florida banned his deputies and workers from wearing masks during a pandemic. That is not just dumb it's Floridumb

Floridumb by dboyli August 12, 2020

Floriduh 

News worthy items that are so dumb they can only happen in Florida. Now known as Floriduh. Also popularized by the website www.thatsfloriduh.com

-Stripper Mobile back on the streets of Tampa. That's Floriduh!
-Aligator shows up for breakfast. That's Floriduh!
-Three women busted with drugs in drug court. That's Floriduh!

Floriduh by Victoree April 27, 2010

Floriduh 

an adjective to describe an event, building or situation that is so insane, it could only happen in Florida.

They built that highway to nowhere and painted it pink, in true Floriduh fashion.

Floriduh by Aaron Michael Gordon May 27, 2008

Floriduh 

A biased critic's term meaning "Sunshine-State Stupidity", generally used when referring to ballot-card-punching issues, handgun-control, etc.

Y2K Presidential Election --- we put the "duh" in FloriDUH!

Floriduh by QuacksO November 13, 2011

FloridaMan 

The god to reign supreme above all.

FloridaMan:I am god bow down ,heed my commands and peace and prosperity shall run through the root's of the land
sane humans: yes my lord

FloridaMan by floridaman202069 June 3, 2020

floridabulous 

An action or event so incredibly stupid, trashy and/or inexplicably bizarre and defying common sense and logic which always only seems to be committed by or in the state of Florida.

What's that? A two headed alligator? Floridabulous!

floridabulous by KiSR November 29, 2014