Florimont

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Florimont is a French species in the gender Flocochère which is an animal mixed between a "Flo" and the animal "Facochère".
The Florimont has the ability to be an immortal Flocochère. Indeed, when this Flo died, he rise from mountains.
The Florimont is really civilized, during its heats, the Florimont is wearing a Saint Bob in order to find a partner and procreate.

- "Look, this Florimont has a Saint Bob!"
- " Indeed, it is Spring!"

Florimont by Polo17 November 21, 2021

Words you can keep

Institut Florimont

Preppy ass rich bitch school with racist history teachers who send you down to the mines everyday and the teachers are pretty aggressive. Once I was coming up from the kids jail where I was fucked trough my anus by three gorillas.

“oh you go to institut Florimont”
“yeah”
“Poor thing you’re spoiled ass deserves to be there go eat cow shit”

Institut Florimont by ProRawDogger January 23, 2022

Related Words

Florimont • Institut Florimont • Florimond • Fortmonth • Floridong • florientia • Florijon • floripondio • fortmonthly • Flop month

Fortmonth

Derived from Fortnite and Month, meaning a period of 2 months.

You've been a drifter for narry fortmonth Theodore.

Fortmonth by Lefty Activist November 18, 2020

Fortmonth

An indeterminable, long and agonizing amount of time.

It took me a fortmonth to get over the fact that I didn't coin the term fortminute.

Fortmonth by Gene Damian July 3, 2011

Floridong

A nickname for the state of Florida.

The last time I was in Floridong, I got white girl wasted!

Floridong by Machtung August 2, 2019

Florimond

See <<Flowpy>>

You're like a brother to me, Florimond.

Florimond by Flowpy September 28, 2017

floripondio

Forma graciosa de llamar a cualquier tipo de flor. Al igual que michis a los gatos, floripondio puede ser cualquier flor, generalmente fea y/o graciosa. También un adorno de flores.

"Mi abuela tiene un gorro con un floripondio"
"En este campo hay muchos floripondios"
"Jana siempre usa floripondios"

floripondio by Jmg9090 June 28, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026