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He's an absolute sexy beast, all the ladies love him especially ones called 'Haley'. He has a great personality but his skin tends to look a little blue in certain lighting. He often haves a weird obsession with mayonnaise? He's stylish to a point where he can pull off any style, even a bow in his hair (even a big green one). Everyone thinks he's an awesome amazing guy (especially people called Emily). He is great at any task you can give him especially odd jobs around a farm (like tending to chickens (the eggs can make mayonnaise)). He tends to have a habit of snooping around in girl's bedrooms (ladies stay away).
Haley: Hey I met this sexy guy called Florbus, but he smelt a little like mayonnaise.

Emily: Yeah stay away from that guy he snoops around in people's bedrooms and he's blue, and I hate blue people! But he's a stand up guy otherwise.
Florbus by Definably not Florbus October 24, 2023
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Florbulate 

To move or flow in a wavelike manner, as if a liquid or gas is undulating.

Florbulate is a verb that describes the motion of a substance that moves in a wavy, flowing pattern, often characterized by undulating waves. It is a coined term used to describe something that appears to be moving in a fluid-like manner, although it is not necessarily liquid. The word is derived from the Latin word "flor," meaning to flow, and the suffix "-ulate," meaning to become or cause to become. Florbulate can be used in a variety of contexts, such as to describe the movement of clothing, light, or sound.
The colorful fabric of the dress florbulated in the gentle breeze, mesmerizing the onlookers.

The neon lights florbulated in the dark, creating a psychedelic effect on the walls.

The sound of the wind chimes florbulated through the empty streets, adding a serene touch to the atmosphere.
Florbulate by illusireal March 8, 2023
She was walking though a florium.
Florium by TheMeg July 7, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026