Floorcunt

When someone becomes so used/old, their vagina sags and becomes much like a vacuum.

Also acceptable in a game of Dirty Scrabble.

"Wow, your mom has such a floorcunt."

"How...how do you know that?"

by moe690 April 3, 2010

Floortentacli

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.

"We speak Floortentacli here"

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

floorcest

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)

Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.

by merfoman February 6, 2006

floorcest

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.

Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!

by BKred January 5, 2004

floorpunch

hardcore dance move where one bends at the waist and does an exaggerated motion as if about to punch the floor.

that floorpunch was brutal

by hxc October 11, 2003

floordusters

Breasts that are so large that they'll end up saggin below the knees - dusting the floor.

Yeah, Amber's got huge knockers, but when she turns 40, and has had a few kids I'll bet they'll be floordusters.

by Leif June 10, 2006

floorcandy

a.misc. indulgences either found or left behind by yourself or others.

b. a musician and sometimes group as of 2006

a. "i think left some floorcandy in your bathroom, have fun but be careful."
b. "those strippers are dancing to FLOORCANDY in there!"

by j. shields January 17, 2007