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flemperson 

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.
Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!
flemperson by shane_y April 24, 2020
Related Words
Flempt • Flempty • flumpty • Fempty • fklempt • flampt • flemp • flumptuous • flematte • flemitz

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.
Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!
Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

flumptacious 

flumptacious is a word that describes plus sized rapper, lizzos booty. not to be confused with the word flumpatious.
when lizzo twerks, you may indeed hear someone say “wow lizzo, your ass sure is flumptacious.”
flumptacious by anal lease January 4, 2020

One Night at Flumpty's 

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.
Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?

flumptious 

Something that is awesome, hot, cool, etc. Pretty much used any place that refers to something that is good.
Dude, that painting by Manet is so flumptious.
flumptious by Schuylerrrr September 13, 2009

Flumptuous 

A happy fat person.
Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.
Flumptuous by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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