Flempt 

When you poo and the water splashes back at your butt

Yesterday on the john, i dropped a log and i flempt

Flempt by Dumpmaster T May 17, 2011

flemperson 

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

flemperson by shane_y April 24, 2020

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.

Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!

Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

flumptacious 

flumptacious is a word that describes plus sized rapper, lizzos booty. not to be confused with the word flumpatious.

when lizzo twerks, you may indeed hear someone say “wow lizzo, your ass sure is flumptacious.”

flumptacious by anal lease January 4, 2020

One Night at Flumpty's 

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.

Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?

One Night at Flumpty's by Nuukill May 14, 2015

flumptious 

Something that is awesome, hot, cool, etc. Pretty much used any place that refers to something that is good.

Dude, that painting by Manet is so flumptious.

flumptious by Schuylerrrr September 13, 2009

Flumptuous 

A happy fat person.

Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.

Flumptuous by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012