flemp 

The San Francisco 49ers suck ass.

Flemp damn you flemp

flemp by Dougo May 15, 2004

FLEMP 

A flemp is a fucking lazy exotic muppet.

Hey look over there that guy is a Flemp

FLEMP by ItzMrUnicorn02 November 24, 2017

Flemish Giant 

The largest domestic breed of rabbit, with bucks weighing anywhere from 13 to 20+ pounds, and does weighing 14 to 20+ pounds. They come in seven varieties recognized by the American Rabbit Breeders Association, which are black, blue, fawn, light gray, sandy, steel gray, and white. Flemish giants are of the semi-arch type and are shown in six classes (junior bucks and does under 6 months, intermediate bucks and does 6-8 months, and senior bucks and does 8 months and older).

Also called the "gentle giant", this breed of rabbit is known for its very gentle, sweet, and docile personality. It is believed that the flemish giant is the modern descendant of the Patagonian rabbit of Argentina.

I went to the rabbit show and purchased a flemish giant.

Flemish Giant by BBear12708 January 12, 2009

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

Cranberry Flem by depressedannie September 9, 2016

flemperson 

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

flemperson by shane_y April 24, 2020

FlemLife 

One who is committed to the lifestyle of fleming (the act of coughing up mucus).

"Yo bro i just dropped a phat flem"
"Solid the FlemLife chose you"

FlemLife by Schlonglover69 October 4, 2017

flemgirl 

A girl who likes people who spit in her mouth.

Person 1: Shane! I'm such a little dirty flemgirl, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Fine, I guess I'll do it.

flemgirl by shane_y April 24, 2020