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Scottish slang for someone who is stupid or has done something idiotic.
"You flumpty, why did you drink so much beer last night ?"
flumpty by fhman September 20, 2005
the feeling you get when you laugh. "Much more than happy, you are. If a genuine laugh it is."
-Conchobar Sanguine
I was laughing really hard; that was the most flumpty I've ever felt.
flumpty by Conchobar Sanguine November 25, 2003
Entity number one: Check out this new rap diss
Entity number two: Thats pretty flumpty
Flumpty by Nico43567 March 25, 2024

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.
Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!
Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

One Night at Flumpty's 

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.
Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?

Baby flumpty 

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e
Baby flumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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