Flempty 

Keep in mind, this is specific to a liquid holding device.

When said device, is not quite half full and not quite half empty.

Copyright NCR....

"Sooo, what's with the half empty glass of water?"
"It's flempty, BITCH!"

Flempty by Back Table Group June 9, 2009

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.

Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!

Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

One Night at Flumpty's 

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.

Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?

One Night at Flumpty's by Nuukill May 14, 2015

flumpty 

the feeling you get when you laugh. since you aren't always happy and since you aren't always sad, flumpty is simply however you feel when you laugh. sad happy whatever.

i feel flumpty. i felt flumpty. i have flumpty feelings.

flumpty by Kye September 12, 2004

Fempty 

When something is full but at the same time empty. For example a fridge full of ingredients but you don’t know how to cook.

“Hey Khyanne have you got anything I can eat?”

“No sorry my fridge is fempty.”

Fempty by The almighty Khyanne July 30, 2022

Flempt 

When you poo and the water splashes back at your butt

Yesterday on the john, i dropped a log and i flempt

Flempt by Dumpmaster T May 17, 2011

Fempty 

Fucking EMPTY

I haven't eaten in hours. Ugh...I feel sick 'cause my stomach is so fempty.

Dude, you have no gas. You better fill up your fempty tank before we're stranded!

Fempty by IFeelFempty April 4, 2009