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the feeling you get when you laugh. since you aren't always happy and since you aren't always sad, flumpty is simply however you feel when you laugh. sad happy whatever.
i feel flumpty. i felt flumpty. i have flumpty feelings.
flumpty by Kye September 12, 2004
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Scottish slang for someone who is stupid or has done something idiotic.
"You flumpty, why did you drink so much beer last night ?"
flumpty by fhman September 20, 2005
the feeling you get when you laugh. "Much more than happy, you are. If a genuine laugh it is."
-Conchobar Sanguine
I was laughing really hard; that was the most flumpty I've ever felt.
flumpty by Conchobar Sanguine November 25, 2003
Entity number one: Check out this new rap diss
Entity number two: Thats pretty flumpty
Flumpty by Nico43567 March 25, 2024

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.
Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!
Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

One Night at Flumpty's 

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.
Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?

Baby flumpty 

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e
Baby flumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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