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Flectic

used as an Adjective.

it's been a flectic night,
he/she is flectic.
it's flectic.

Fully hetic = crazy, insane
by lozza&amy August 25, 2008
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Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.
Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
by greason January 20, 2010
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FLESTICLE

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007
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fectic

fectic short for fucking hectic. its means like ok cool. when someone's telling you something v uninteresting you respond with fectic.
wow that's fectic
by dylanisanassh0le May 29, 2020
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flection

The state of one's appearance, until see in a second material making a reflection. As long as you can see the object in person then it is a flection. If seen in any other way, like a TV, then it is their reflection
"Your flectioning good today."
"You flection good without braces."
by Scott & Paul December 1, 2003
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frectic

frantic + hectic = frectic
hehehehhe Leprechaun made up the word frectic
by Jamey Poochhhy October 25, 2006
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frecticals

Specticals or glasses on a freckled face
Yo he's got frecticals
by I love Futbol April 27, 2017
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