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freckled 

Known to happen during anal sex, when the man pulls out or when the woman farts, fecal matter shoots out in a fine spray, giving the appearence of freckles.
HOLY CHRISTWAGONS!!!!!! I just got freckled.......sick.....*puke*
freckled by shadowdark November 26, 2004

Freckled jesus 

Freckled Jesus:

Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.
"Freckled jesus take the wheel!"
Freckled jesus by TheNerdyMonstah January 2, 2014

Freckled sherman 

The act of placing a tennis racket over a face of a male or female then shating creating said freckles sprinkled evenly over the face.
"Teniqua where are the tennis rackets?" "I freckled sherman last night."
Freckled sherman by Trifecta567 January 6, 2014

Freckled Monkey 

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)
Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.
Freckled Monkey by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

Freckled Lemonade 

A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.
The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.
Freckled Lemonade by djGreenBuds October 9, 2010

freckled fruit cup 

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends
You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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