freckled

when you have the shit squirts and it plops up on the rim of the toilet

I freckled the toilet after I ate chili cheese fries.

by NUCLEAR COWBOY September 30, 2010

freckled

Known to happen during anal sex, when the man pulls out or when the woman farts, fecal matter shoots out in a fine spray, giving the appearence of freckles.

HOLY CHRISTWAGONS!!!!!! I just got freckled.......sick.....*puke*

by shadowdark November 26, 2004

Freckled jesus

Freckled Jesus:

Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.

"Freckled jesus take the wheel!"

by TheNerdyMonstah January 2, 2014

Freckled sherman

The act of placing a tennis racket over a face of a male or female then shating creating said freckles sprinkled evenly over the face.

"Teniqua where are the tennis rackets?" "I freckled sherman last night."

by Trifecta567 January 6, 2014

Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)

Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010

Freckled Lemonade

A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.

The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.

by djGreenBuds October 9, 2010

freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends

You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot

by FreckledFruitCup September 7, 2017