Flatupa

Flat upper pussy area.

I hid my money in my flatupa

by Johnny Tomatas April 8, 2010

FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

by FABARM November 20, 2018

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

Flatulacious

Term describing one who farts often.

A farty person.

(In Church)

You smell that? I told him not to eat beans before church...that buy is flatulacious!

by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

Flatuvate

The act of lifting at least one butt cheek to pass gas.

I know it was that dude over there that farted - I saw him flatuvate.

by Uncle Pervee April 17, 2010

flatulatory rape

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

flatpack-palm

A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.

When I made my son's new bed - by the time I'd got 15 screws in, I had flatpack palm - it wrecked !

by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004