Flatula 

1. An anatomical structure specific to colon-dwelling bacteria which allows it to propel itself by ejecting methane at high velocities.
2. A gassy vampire.

Smell that? Flatula must be near!

Flatula by G'eater June 18, 2003

Flatula 

A (fake) injury/ illness that is used to get out of undesirable activities especially with your dumb and/or annoying friends.

I would love to go to the party, but my flatula is infected and the doctor said I should take it easy.

Flatula by llub? October 8, 2022

Count Flatula 

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.

Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.

Count Flatula by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

FLATULATER 

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018

flatulence 

the violent evacuation of intestinal gases

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.

flatulence by mackhallux September 19, 2010

Symphony of Flatulence 

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.

Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.

Symphony of Flatulence by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018