1. An anatomical structure specific to colon-dwelling bacteria which allows it to propel itself by ejecting methane at high velocities.
2. A gassy vampire.
2. A gassy vampire.
by G'eater June 18, 2003
Get the Flatulamug. n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 09, 2020
Get the Count Flatulamug. A (fake) injury/ illness that is used to get out of undesirable activities especially with your dumb and/or annoying friends.
I would love to go to the party, but my flatula is infected and the doctor said I should take it easy.
by llub? October 08, 2022
Get the Flatulamug.