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flatulatio 

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
flatulatio by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011
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Flatulatio 

The art of sucking a fart out of the anus of a partner/victim.
Derived from the latin words 'felatio' and 'flatulation'.
Price: Come here Tashie, I want a bit of flatulatio and I like the feel of your hairy back and tash on me Johnny Bravo.
Tashie: Yes Mr.President. Right away.
Yours Sincerly,
C. Price
Flatulatio by N. Bradley January 9, 2008

E-Fatuation 

E-Fatuation: /EˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ - (“E” for Electric Vehicles/Cars) - noun; Definition - The love for electric vehicles and their "positive" environmental impact.
His understanding of not paying for gas tied to the power and speed of electric cars turned into an e-fatuation for them leading him to sell his gas car and buy an electric.

FLATULATER 

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.
See you later FLATULATER!
FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018

Faturation 

The point at which you've eaten so much your body can't take anymore
"I ate almost the entire birthday cake, but I couldn't face the last slice. I was at full faturation"
Faturation by diablotron August 5, 2013

Flatulacious 

Term describing one who farts often.

A farty person.
(In Church)

You smell that? I told him not to eat beans before church...that buy is flatulacious!
Flatulacious by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

flatulatory rape 

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
flatulatory rape by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011