Flatsin
Flatsin by Erica Wren May 24, 2008
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Flatliner President
Thanks in great part to his mismanagement of the pandemic, the Grabber in Chief will from now on be known as the Flatliner President.
Flatliner President by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2020
flatline
1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.
2. (v) To experience a flatline.
2. (v) To experience a flatline.
1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?
2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
Flatliner
Flatliner by CxmeronL49 April 8, 2017
flatline
1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)
2. to die
2. to die
flatline by The Return of Light Joker February 4, 2009
Flassing
Treating a girl like shit in order to manipulate her into finding you attractive, at least for a day or two. You completely disregard the females feelings to control her.
Flassing by Dyingforsleep November 24, 2012
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