flatliner

Someone severely lacking in personality; a person who kills any festive mood with their utter dullness

Dottie was having a good time, until she got stuck with that flatliner.

by D*Tice June 08, 2003

flatliner

someone who is boring, unenergentic, tired, sleepy.

Dont be a flatliner! Here's a beer, c'mon lets get drunk!

by DanteM August 04, 2005

flatline

1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.

1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"

by willmst July 27, 2014

Flatliner

A heart stopper. Someone that completely makes your heart stops in awe.

Man, that Emma girl, is a total flatliner.

by CxmeronL49 April 08, 2017

Flatlined

The act of killing someone or using force to hurt somone badly.

Bitch, Do you want flatlined!

by MJC612 April 24, 2009

flatline

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

by The Return of Light Joker February 04, 2009

Flatlined

When ones cell phone has no signal at all and the cell phone shows no bars.
On some cell phones it comes up as a flat line instead of bars or an x.
May be used as Flatline, Flatlined, or Flatlining to describe having no cell reception.

Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude, Where is this party?
Dude 2: Idk, call Sarah.
Dude 1: I can't I'm Flatlining.

Ex. 2

Girl: Why the hell didn't you call me back last night?
Boy: Sorry babe, I had a Flatline.

Ex. 3

Dude 1: Anyone have cell reception?
Dude 2: Naw, I'm Flatining.
Dude 3: I'm Flatlined too.
Dude 4: Got a Flatline.

by Lead Fist June 30, 2010