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martial fartist 

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.
JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!
martial fartist by NE1 May 25, 2006
A person who turns a fart into a work of art.
Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

Fartistic Licence 

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide
"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
Fartistic Licence by bromp February 18, 2010

Flawtistic

A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.
As she judged herself , all he saw was how flawtistic she was.
Flawtistic by Mouth Full of Words August 29, 2017

fartiste 

One who has mastered the art…of fart
“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."
fartiste by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010
A fartist is a farting artist
Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!
Fartist by leolion87 November 30, 2011