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Loudest fart

John: "Man you let out a flartest last night."

flartest by MikeHawk6901 September 2, 2022

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Flarestacking

While your partner or unsuspecting foe is asleep, stand over top of them facing their feet, one foot on each side of their body being careful not to wake them. Taking a lighter, one crouches with there bottom about a foot away from the others face while igniting the lighter and expelling a fart, forcing a flame towards the face of your opponent. A flame justifies 1 point, singed hair, 2 points, and an actualy burn on the face of your opponent will earn you 3 points.

After refusing to have sex with him, Joe waited until she fell asleep, and then gave her a good flarestacking.

Flarestacking by Definition Dan April 4, 2015

Related Words

flartest • Fartesticles • Flarestacking • Flartist

Fartesticles

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.

Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...

Fartesticles by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

Flartist

A flamer (homosexual)/ Artist who attends "San Francisco school of the arts" aka SOTA

Marcelo is a flartist; he attends SOTA

Flartist by Smate November 13, 2004

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026