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Flarestacking
While your partner or unsuspecting foe is asleep, stand over top of them facing their feet, one foot on each side of their body being careful not to wake them. Taking a lighter, one crouches with there bottom about a foot away from the others face while igniting the lighter and expelling a fart, forcing a flame towards the face of your opponent. A flame justifies 1 point, singed hair, 2 points, and an actualy burn on the face of your opponent will earn you 3 points.
After refusing to have sex with him, Joe waited until she fell asleep, and then gave her a good flarestacking.
Flarestacking by Definition Dan April 4, 2015
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Fartesticles
The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.
Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...
Woman: Sorry about that...
Fartesticles by ColonPounder December 28, 2009
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