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A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.
- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...
by ChillaxedGuy2 September 10, 2013
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(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

"When you buy ya' hydrocarbons, hide yo' carbons." -King George
by King George and Haha Yeeyuh April 22, 2006
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The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time
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yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds
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the best Halo 2 team in the world consisting of Shockwave, Gho57ayame, Gandhi,and Karma (ffa king) whom has more than the skill to win every mlg tourny and is only rivaled by the worse team Final Boss
Carbon has won the last three MLG events of 2006.
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