Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...

by ChillaxedGuy2 September 11, 2013

Carbon

Slang for a firearm

Buddy keep playing im gonna up the carbon on em'

by DangerLegato June 20, 2021

Carbon

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time

Did you see Carbon
yeah shes such a slut with her 4 bonds

by Codgod420 August 20, 2017

Carbon

the best Halo 2 team in the world consisting of Shockwave, Gho57ayame, Gandhi,and Karma (ffa king) whom has more than the skill to win every mlg tourny and is only rivaled by the worse team Final Boss

Carbon has won the last three MLG events of 2006.

by JimWilson September 05, 2007

Carbon

Carbon is a person that smokes a lot of weed and fucks a lot of hoes and bitches while he sucks titties.

Oh shit that guy/girl is a fucking Carbon bitch ass

by 2.WESTSIDE September 09, 2019

carbon

the hoe of the periodic table

carbon is a hoe

by Idefineshit123 October 05, 2020

Carbonize

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009