fartistry

1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities

'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.

by DuncansDad October 18, 2011

martial fartist

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.

JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!

by NE1 May 25, 2006

fartist

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010

fartiste

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010

fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

Fartist

A fartist is a farting artist

Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!

by leolion87 November 30, 2011